The kids on those Welch's grape juice commercials are incredibly creepy.
I'm convinced they are evil and are plotting to take over the world and turn it into their evil den of iniquity.
Their parents probably get them together for what they think are innocent play dates.
In reality, they are sessions where their devious schemes are born.
They are truly evil...just look at their eyes.
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Saturday, January 14, 2006
Wildfires
Wild, grass fires raged in my part of the world. No one I know lost their house. Although, one of the third graders in my reading group came awfully close to losing their house. The fire line was within a foot of the side of their house and the siding on that side is all melted away. But the house is still there.
The fire also came awfully close (within a few yards) to the seventh grade teacher's house. She was out from school on Friday dealing with the insurance company and the awful smoke smell in her house.
I, lucky individual that I am, got to substitute for her. Her class has a handful of obnoxiouskids in it. I didn't have a lot of fun.
And at one point, they were talking about the fire and the suspicion that it was arson.
Two girls in the class turned to me, perfectly seriously, and asked me, "Who's arson?"
I fear for the future.
The fire also came awfully close (within a few yards) to the seventh grade teacher's house. She was out from school on Friday dealing with the insurance company and the awful smoke smell in her house.
I, lucky individual that I am, got to substitute for her. Her class has a handful of obnoxiouskids in it. I didn't have a lot of fun.
And at one point, they were talking about the fire and the suspicion that it was arson.
Two girls in the class turned to me, perfectly seriously, and asked me, "Who's arson?"
I fear for the future.
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
More Masturbating Judge
The alleged masturbating judge will go to trial on four charges of indecent exposure.
More details have come to light lately. For instance, he apparently (and allegedly) enjoyed using a penis pump. And during one trial he allegedly took time to shave his scrotum.
Seriously, the article about the masturbating judge was the best thing about the newspaper today.
More details have come to light lately. For instance, he apparently (and allegedly) enjoyed using a penis pump. And during one trial he allegedly took time to shave his scrotum.
Seriously, the article about the masturbating judge was the best thing about the newspaper today.
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Beauty and the Geek
Last night, I watched a re-run of "Ashton Kutcher's social experiment" Beauty and the Geek.
After I got through laughing and laughing at the phrase "Ashton Kutcher's social experiment," I throughly enjoyed the show.
Because there are few things that I enjoy more than bad television and this show is definitely bad television.
Plus, I kind of have a crush on Joe. He makes movies and tutors kids...how can that boy not have a girlfriend.
After I got through laughing and laughing at the phrase "Ashton Kutcher's social experiment," I throughly enjoyed the show.
Because there are few things that I enjoy more than bad television and this show is definitely bad television.
Plus, I kind of have a crush on Joe. He makes movies and tutors kids...how can that boy not have a girlfriend.
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