Forehead

My forehead no longer hurts but there is still a big bruise on it.

Also, I was forced to tell people the truth as to how I incurred the injury because I could not think of a good lie.

I blame the concussion.

Post Thanksgiving Injuries

I hate shopping. And I hate crowds. So, you think that I would do everything I could to avoid stores and shopping malls on the day after Thanksgiving...right?

Well, my lovely sister has a butthead of a boss who makes her work on the day after Thanksgiving. So, being the best sister in the whole entire world, I did her shopping for her.

At one store, I was bending over to look at t-shirts on a table and I smashed my head into a clothes rack.

And when I write smashed...I really do mean smashed.

I had a big red spot, a small bump and quite possibly a concussion. It really hurt.

I hate shopping.

Sinfull

Today, I was behind a car that had a vanity license plate that read "SINFULL."

I don't know what the driver needs to be kicked in the head harder for...the fact that she has a vanity license plate or the fact that she spelled sinful wrong.

Crayola

I like the smell of crayons.